The Feeling

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious


laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh


psiioniic:

littlecrowofdoom:

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus there’s not enough guitars for me.

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*


gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage


refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat)


katkinkat:

I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY

(Source: baebees)


zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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disorder:

why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum

I need to make out.

Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, moaning in your ear, running my hands all over your body. I want you hardcore.

(Source: ratchetwalters)


toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

(Source: toocooltobehipster)


snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

(Source: snorlaxatives)